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• Lawyer: Did he rape her?
• Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
• Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
• Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
• Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
• Witness: Yes, but-
• Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
• Witness: Yes.
• Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
• Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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zu-ya:

can’t not reblog this

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southofthecity:

“Fish-Eyefull” lol

more paris uploads coming 

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i dont even with what this means my head hurts ow

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mi-schief:

OMG me

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sexually-aggressive-cas:

uphillgardeners:

i

DO U WANT APLE?

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